When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again
Why I hate myself
font size 7
to the first chapter
of the prologue
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
this is pobably what guys think about breasts
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers